I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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