didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
