Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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