does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
as a side note pls kill me
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