I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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