Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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