I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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