Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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