So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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