if only i could text you this smell
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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