It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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