Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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