Sry I called you an 8
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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