So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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