Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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