Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Say something about gay babies.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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