We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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