This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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