Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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