he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike