Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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