I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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