at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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