weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm too high and old for this...
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