these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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