In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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