how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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I need a burrito and a hug.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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