Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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