mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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