so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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