I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Im part way to drunk.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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