You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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