I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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