dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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