I murdered the dance floor call the cops
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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