what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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