I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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