Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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