we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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