you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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