I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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