i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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