Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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