he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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