thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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