I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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