i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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