Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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