I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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