Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Randomize
