i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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