Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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