i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Panties = found
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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