You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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