It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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