Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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