Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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