Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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