Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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