he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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