if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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